Sexual Sunday: Boys on TV

I know my loyal readership has been missing the sex out of my Sexual Sunday posts, so in the words of the greatest boy band to come out of the 90’s, “Oh my God, we’re back again!” And back we are.

So, for the next few Sundays, I plan to blog about the most sexual people on tv. This week’s installment focuses on the opposite sex (from me): men. Next week will be women, and then after that maybe cats or lamps or whatever. In my humble and entirely biased opinion, I present to you the top 5 most sexual men on tv shows that I would enjoy having a one night stand with talking to and stuff (emphasis on the stuff):

5. Dan Humphrey of Gossip Girl: As embarrassing as it is to admit I still follow this show, I am anything but ashamed to admit I have the hotts (yes, two t’s are needed) for Penn Badgley. Boy got ripped out of nowhere, and it doesn’t hurt that his character has now risen from the his lonelyboyBrooklyntrasharstyways to dating the Queen of the Upper East Side! ‘Cause popular boyz, like totally rule.

 

4. Sam Bennett of Private Practice: Full Disclosure– I had to google Taye Digg’s character name in Private Practice for this one. I’ve seen a few episodes back in 2007, but really just think Taye is damn sexy and wanted him on this list. Fair? I vote fair.

 

3. Derek Morgan of Criminal Minds: I dare any female that is into males to watch an episode of Criminal Minds and not completely stop breathing each and every time Morgan (aka Shemar Moore) beats up an unsub. Or does solves a crime. Or does something else (anything else!) in a badass, sexy manner.

 

2. Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation: Played by Nick Offerman, the character of Ron is a real man’s man. He likes hunting, meat of all kinds and despises the government (for which he works). To lady folk, he’s like the sexy Bermuda Triangle: a point where the carnivorous hunter, ironic moustached government employee and sexual deviant meet and swallow you whole.

 

1. Marshall Eriksen of HIMYM: Because in my book, Jason Segel wins every time. He could be playing his character in Jeff, Who Lives and Home and would still be at the top of my list. Sorry ’bout it, but he’s sort of my soul mate.

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Sexual Sunday: Tatted Up

Happy Sexual Sunday to you all! A huge thanks for all of the Little Girl &the Big Apple visitors over the weekend. Turns out actually promoting/advertising the blog actually gains a decent readership? Marketing, y’all. Anyways, as one of my resolutions/goals of 2012 is to get my second tat (and let’s be real–I don’t waste any time accomplishing goals when I have them written down), I’ve been having a lot of ink talk with friends lately. I thought for this Sunday’s post, I would show you guys some of my favorite photos of some really original and awesome tats. P.S. I think sleeves are the sexiest thing in existence and if I was anywhere near badass enough and/or ripped enough, I would acquire some in a heartbeat. Somewhere my parents are praising the Lord that I lack aforementioned qualities, as I gently weep at my computer screen *le sigh*

So I’ve been thinking… Location: upper inside of my left arm. Phrase: with passion. Font: courier. Thoughts or feedback? It’s far from finalized and I’m definitely open to any and all ideas, so don’t be shy with suggestions!

Sexual Sunday: Divas Rule The Headlines

Hey guys! It’s the first ever Sexual Sunday post! Are you as excited as I am?! I decided that there is nothing sexier this past weekend than two of my favorite divas tearing up the news headlines–both in very big, yet very different ways.

First off, Beyonce and Jay-Z had their baby! Welcome to the world Blue Ivy Carter! According to my reliable sources of Perez Hilton and the Huffington Post, her wing of New York’s own Lenox Hospital was basically on lockdown throughout the time she was in labor. All phones and cameras were reportedly confiscated and each security camera was taped off. That little baby is going to be guarded like a hawk until B is ready to show the little princess to the media. And if B is anything like Tina (which, I mean duh…), she’ll most likely donning some House of Dereon in her grand reveal.

Secondly, TV Guide announced that my girl Kathy Griffin will be hosting a weekly talk show for Bravo! As the article states, she has done 13 stand up specials for the network as well as six successful seasons of My Life on the D-List which ended in the summer of 2010. I’m super excited to see Kathy getting back on TV, as 2011 was a long, sad, Kathy-less year in my book. And as if I get any input in the matter, I think NYC is a great place to tape a talk show ;) Your L.A. home has been remodeled for almost two years now Kath, time to buy some NY real estate!

Hope everyone’s week is off to a good start!