Turnt Up Saturday Night Blogging

It’s been a minute, I know. As they say, time flies when you work consistent 12 hour days, attempt to regularly work out, read, write, lay out, are enrolled in a challenging class and try very hard and usually fail at maintaining some degree of a social life. Oh, they don’t say that? Good. Because if you aren’t Kelly Ripa or super-human, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to do all of the above, get 7-8 hours of sleep every night and not solely exist on caffeine/crack.

As you can see, my life’s been a ball full of rainbows and butterflies lately. Here’s the top 5 reasons why I never want to get out of bed ever again:

5) New York is hotter than hell in the summer time and it smells like piss everywhere.

4) I’ve been reading more: novels, the news, my twitter feed. Everything is so sad and it makes me angry and miserable to think about it all the time. Rainbows and butterflies forever.

3) I’ve gone vegetarian, against my own will. My sidebar announces my love for bacon and today at Subway I ordered a veggie patty for the second time in two weeks. Can I blame my terrible attitude toward life on a meat deficiency?

2) I recently enrolled in a sketch comedy class in which I hoped to immediately kick ass and shortly thereafter get swept up into the world of Hollywood dubbed as “Judd’s new ‘it’ girl.” Basically, that’s still happening; it’s just taking a little longer than I anticipated. A few excerpts by my girl Amy from the Del Close press conference on Friday are helping me power through: “If you’re uncomfortable it means you’re growing,” “People can be too hard on themselves. They have a bad show or a bad class and get discouraged. It takes a while,” and my personal favorite, “Whatever you do, commit.”

1) I downloaded the new Miley Cyrus song and I like it. Beyond that, I watched her Good Morning America interview and defended her as being “cool” in a conversation with co-workers (????). I’ve obviously lost my mind, but part of me just wants to do some molly, twerk it out and get turnt up. Is that so bad? As Miley would surely tell me, “forget the haters, cause somebody loves ya.”

I hope everyone else is having a better Saturday night than me. Just kidding I hope it sucks.

Fashionable Friday: People’s Choice Awards

TGIFF! I’m excited to kick off the first ever Fashionable Friday post covering an event as exciting as the 2012 People’s Choice Awards! However, I was once again dismayed with the choices of most of the attending parties. By perusing through the red carpet pictures of the night (as I was unable to watch the show live on the 12th), I have narrowed down my favorites of the evening to a few categories:

Best Dressed of the Evening: Miley Cyrus in David Koma

Photo: Christopher Polk

I never thought I would say this, but Miley Cyrus looked amazing on Wednesday night! I think its safe to say she surprised us all by classing it up in a very mature David Koma dress. I love that she brought out the slight color detailing in the hemline by pairing it with metallic pink Jimmy Choos.

 

Best Kaley Cuoco Hosting Outfit: Naeem Khan

Photo: Christ Pizzello/Associated Press

Allegedly (I didn’t count), Kaley wore 27 dresses in total while hosting the awards show. My favorite look of Kaley’s was her red Naeem Khan bubble dress. While its nothing overly fashion-forward or surprising, its fun and flirty and a cute dress to open the show with.

 

Favorite Members of the Best Show Ever Regardless of Their Attire: HIMYM

Photo: Getty Images

How I Met Your Mother stars Alyson Hannigan (a very pregnant Alyson, I might add), Josh Radnor, Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris and the love of my life and future husband Jason Segel featuring a very sexy beard. I’m not sure what any of them are wearing because I can’t remove my eyes from Jason. Hot dammmnnn with the beard. I digress…

 

Favorite Shocking Outfit of the Night: Emma Stone in Gucci

Photo: Christopher Polk

Emma dons a Gucci tuxedo. Surprising move, but I think it works for her. This look just shows that boy-inspired apparel never goes out of style, even for a formal event.

 

Worst of the Worst Dressed: Jennifer Lawrence in Victor & Rolf

Photo: Matt Sayles/Associated Press

While there were a lot of not great ensembles at the People’s Choice Award (probably most), I think Jennifer Lawrence wearing Victor & Rolf’s dress of fishnets and royal blue swirls won me over as the worst dressed of the night. I was just confused as to if she was going to an awards show or Comic-Con? Either way, I wasn’t feeling it.

Did anybody else really love and/or hate any outfits from the evening? Anything super obvious I missed?